October 2011
When you're at a restaurant and your food arrives.
That feeling when you beat your sibling in a fight
I love Tumblr. You can say "asgfdhgyukdas" or "hnng" and everyone will understand you, but spell "you're" wrong and you're dead.
I said to a fat girl today, "You're a big girl!" She replied, "Tell me something I don't know." I said, "Salad tastes nice."
That awkward moment when your teacher says "find a partner"...
And you have no friends in that class so you’re like…
And then you’re like “can I work alone”?
And he says yes. So you pretend you’re too cool to work in partners and you look like…
But inside you’re like…
Holy fuck, I thought I was the only one.
